When your friend pull your hung over ass out of bed to bet on horses at the Kentucky Derby
This pair of Oliver Spence striped cotton pyjama shorts might seem like a over valued investment, but there are a few scenarios where having them is essential.
Scenario A: After a long night of drinking, random encounters with women in clubs, and dancing to a Diplo DJ set nothing is better than a slice of pizza and pulling on your Oliver Spence pyjamas before getting some much needed sleep. Your friend who sold his app to Facebook for a B shows up at the crack of dawn knocking on your door with a bottle of champagne, yelling about how he chartered jet to the Kentucky Derby, and how you need to leave in the next 3 minutes or your seat is gone. Due to your high quality lounge wear all you need to do is throw on a blazer, slip into some brogues, and protect your eyes from the sun. Derby day in your pyjamas? Oliver Spence has got your back.
Scenario B: You have to go to brunch with your in-laws and you are too lazy to actually get changed.
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