Missed Connection: Columbus

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I was at Bill’s Diner a few days ago and you were our server. I think your name was Jesse. My mom and I were driving across the country and you were genuinely flirting with me when she was in the bathroom. I never realized how much I missed something so simple as flirting in a diner with a waiter. I’ll probably never make it back to Columbus. I’m sorry I didn’t get your number because it was a pleasure to talk to you. I was wearing a hand knit green beanie to cover the fact that I had no hair. I also didn’t have any eyebrows and I refuse to pencil them against the advice of my mom. I also had on a wonder woman shirt. Tell me your favorite Nascar driver and you opinion on Ovechkin.

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