Men’s Fashion Copy Writing — Satire Edition

For all those fashion dudes tryin’ to come up. Photo via GQ

This is a collection of all my Fashion writing on Medium. Somehow I’m a top writer in Fashion? I just make fun of it.

Being a Pick Pocket Near Espresso Shops This Summer

The shirt to wear to wear when your friend invites you to a sex club in east Berlin

Illegal Hound Racing in the Wales Countryside

The cool kid who used to smoke menthols during recess and have sex with the head cheerleader while her boyfriend was at football practice

Gift Guide: Cuban-Fit Rottweiler-Appliquéd Cotton-Jersey T-Shirt

For that time when you need to wait for your friends outside the Charvet store in Paris

The perfect jacket to wear on audition for Rebel Without a Cause remake

The t-shirt to wear on a mini-retirement in Majorca

How to get mistaken as a local in a European city

When your friend pull your hung over ass out of bed to bet on horses at the Kentucky Derby

For when the world ends and you need to survive with the clothes on your back

The sweater you wear when meeting your in-laws for that first joint holiday celebration

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